Kate Beckinsale is Super Sexy and Good at Sex, Not So Good at Cooking

Source: GutterUncensored.com



I like Kate Beckinsale, she says the darndest things. Like that time Kate said she'd rather eat vagina than sushi, or when she said her vagina is her best feature, or when she said she could squirt her breast milk across the room. So it's really no surprise when Kate Beckinsale told Glamour magazine that she can't cook, but it doesn't matter because she's great in bed. Kate Beckinsale says she refuses to learn to cook because she is too good in bed. She says women can be divided into two groups - incredible cooks and fantastic lovers, reports The Sun.
And Kate has proudly announced she falls firmly into the latter group, which must surely keep her largely takeaway-fed husband Len Wiseman a happy man in the bedroom. "I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can't be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I'd rather he didn't order in the sex."
Seriously, it really, really, really, really, doesn't matter that Kate Beckinsale can't cook, she is a super sexy freak. On a list of pros and cons, you could have a million things on the cons side, and all you need in the pros is "Kate Beckinsale" Of course, it would be pretty hot if she "ordered in" some sex. And then filmed it. And then released the sex tape. Mmmm.... Kate Beckinsale threesome sex tape with her eating some pussy... Now that sounds like a tasty recipe that is perfect for the GutterUncensored.com.
And speaking of sex with Kate Beckinsale, here are some sexy outtakes from Kate Beckinsale's Mean magazine photoshoot from a few months back. Click on pictures to enlarge.





I might be wrong, but I don't remember covering this theory in my Women's Studies 101 class. Sorry Kate, but a woman's worth shouldn't be based on some archaic and misogynistic notion that her only purpose on Earth is to please a man with great cooking of awesome sex. According to my research, it should be solely based on how she looks in a tiny thong bikini and the size of her tits with serous consideration of the pinkness of her pussy. GutterUncensored.com

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Kathryn Bailey "Kate" Beckinsale (born July 26, 1973 in London, England) is an English actress, known for her roles in the films Pearl Harbor (2001), Underworld (2003) and Van Helsing (2004). GutterUncensored.com
During her first year at Oxford, Beckinsale was offered a part in Kenneth Branagh's big-screen film, Much Ado About Nothing, adapted from the Shakespeare play. She spent her last year of studies in Paris, after which she decided to quit the university and concentrate on her acting career. Kate starred in a 1996 TV film adaptation of Jane Austen's Emma. She subsequently appeared in a few low-profile films, including Shooting Fish and The Last Days of Disco (both in 1998). During this time, Beckinsale also appeared in television films and in stage roles, including the well-received Cold Comfort Farm, opposite British silver and small screen notables Rufus Sewell, Eileen Atkins, Joanna Lumley and Stephen Fry. GutterUncensored.com
Her first major American film, Brokedown Palace (1999), was not a commercial success. Soon after, Beckinsale was cast in the 2001 film Pearl Harbor as the female lead, after actress Charlize Theron turned down the part. The film was one of the highest grossing films of its year. In the years following, she appeared in a series of American films that were high-profile, but were given a somewhat poor critical reception, including Serendipity (2001), Underworld (2003) and Van Helsing (2004). In 2005, she portrayed Ava Gardner in Martin Scorsese's The Aviator, a role for which she gained 20 pounds.
In 2006, Beckinsale was placed at #23 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World", after being #71 in 2005. She has also been placed at #16 in Maxim's "HOT 100" (2003), #63 in Stuff's "100 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002), and was chosen by the English magazine Hello! as "England’s #1 Beauty", also in 2002. GutterUncensored.com
In January 2006, Beckinsale reprised her role as a vampire in the movie Underworld: Evolution, a sequel to her 2003 film, Underworld, again directed by her husband, Len Wiseman. The film opened at the #1 spot at the box office, grossing over $26 million in its first weekend of release. On January 24, 2006, Beckinsale was featured on the MTV series, Punk'd. The set-up for the segment took place at the Avalon Hotel in Los Angeles.
Also in 2006, Beckinsale appeared in the comedy Click, starring Adam Sandler, which opened on June 23. Next, Beckinsale replaced Sarah Jessica Parker in the film Vacancy, released in 2007. Her next role was in Snow Angels, which was released in 2008.
At Comic-Con 2007, she expressed interest in playing Catwoman in the current Christopher Nolan-directed Batman films. In April 2007, during an interview promoting Vacancy, Beckinsale claimed no knowledge of the rumors linking her to a remake of Barbarella. "I was told on the set yesterday, someone said, 'Oh I hear you're doing Barbarella,' one of the grips. So that's the most official it's become. Every woman would consider Barbarella for a moment, but I don't know." GutterUncensored.com