Source: blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
No joke. A Verne Troyer sex tape just found its way into the public space. An agent is attempting to broker a cool $100k deal for it. TMZ claims a Mini-Me sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood. The co-star of the film is Mini-Me’s former live-in girlfriend (name?) or ex-girlfriend in their apartment. The two have since broken up. (And, no, the girlfriend isn’t a Little Person.) Celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt is rumored to be entertaining a $100,000 offer from SugarDVD for the 50-minute sex tape featuring the little performer and his full-size woman. Although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is with SugarDVD to distribute the Mini-Me Sex Tape.
Verne Troyer, actor and stuntman for kids, is famous for playing Mini-Me in the Austin Powers films. Jesus Christ, I don’t even know where to begin with this. It creeps me out just to look at a picture of the guy for more than a few seconds. The last thing anyone should want to do is beat off to a video of him giving the business to some chick twice his size. Oh well, I guess technically it is porn. *sigh* Damn you masturbation bylaws!
*Mini-Me doesn’t actually stick his penis into her. Have you ever seen someone get their arm stuck up a vending machine? Well . . . it’s a lot like that. Shut your eyes if you don't want to be grossed the fuck out. This woman looks like a giant next to Vern Troyer, Mini Me. Click on pictures to enlarge.
Click here for TMZ's short clip of the full video of Mini-Me's sex tape.
As soon as the 50 minute sex video is made available the Gutter Uncensored will try to have it up.
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Troyer's most famous role is perhaps Mini-Me in the Austin Powers series of movies, a character who is a miniature clone of Dr. Evil. Other notable roles include a part as the small Bazooka Circus casino employee in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. He was a series regular on the UPN comedy Shasta McNasty. He also played Napoleon Bonaparte in the short-lived syndicated series Jack of All Trades.
Troyer appeared as himself in an Apple Computer commercial for its 12-inch and 17-inch PowerBooks, in which he used the larger computer and NBA star Yao Ming used the smaller one. He also appears as himself in a commercial for GEICO, as well as a commercial for World of Warcraft. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
Troyer also appeared on VH1's 4th season of The Surreal Life. Troyer's participation in the show received much media attention when he became drunk and urinated in the weight room's corner while nude on his scooter. Verne returned in 2007 for The Surreal Life: Fame Games, a game show-like version of the show where past cast members returned to see who is the biggest star.
Troyer and Richard Kiel, a very tall 7 ft 1.5 in American actor, are also the protagonists in the Swedish reality show Welcome to Sweden where they travel around in Sweden on scooters. The show was filmed in 2006 and aired on Swedish channel 5 in early 2007.
Troyer has been featured in at least two music videos. For Jamiroquai's single, "Feels Just Like It Should", Troyer played a "free agent" in a white suit and hat. Lead singer, Jay Kay, picked up Troyer by the collar and used him to block incoming laser beams being shot in his direction, then tossed him aside. Troyer made a cameo appearance in rapper Ludacris' Austin Powers in Goldmember-themed video of "#1 Spot", in which he plays the Mini-Me version of Ludacris. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
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