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Here is Miranda Kerr modeling a variety of tiny bikinis in St. Barts for a photoshoot, note the person molesting the Australian beauty. Yesterday in an Alessandra Ambrosio post I asked why Victoria's Secret doesn't have a person on staff to remove wedgies from their models. Well turns out they do have a person to do just that. How exactly does one get a job as Miranda Kerr's wedgie picker? I would do that job and I promise not to use my hands. Do I have to fill out and application? Do I need a special college degree? Do I have to start at the bottom with say a Rosie O'Donnell, *shudders*, and work my way to the top to the likes of Miranda? Do I have to be female? Do I have to be gay? Is Victoria's Secret an equal opportunity employer? And while I am asking a bunch of stupid questions, who do I have to kill to smell that fat chick's fingers? Click on pictures to enlarge.
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Miranda May Kerr (born April 20, 1983 in Gunnedah, Australia) is an Australian model, best known as one of the Victoria's Secret Angels. She was the first Australian addition to the Victoria's Secret campaign, and was the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans and now David Jones Limited. Kerr rose to prominence within the fashion industry in her mid-teens after winning a 1997 Australian nation-wide model search hosted by Dolly Magazine and Impulse fragrances. Her youth caused controversy in the Australian press, which raised concerns about the ethics of showing such a young girl in skimpy clothing. Kerr's career has continued to expand, and as of 2008, she has achieved international fame. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
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