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Lindsay Lohan and her Little sister Ali Lohan were out and about in St. Barts yesterday. Interestingly enough is that Ali is looking way better than Lindsay in a bikini which is not saying much because Lindsay look like shit. At this point there is no way in hell Lindsay can give me an erection but Ali might still have some hope. Okay we know Ali is only 16-year-old, but we are not sure that isn't counting in dog years? Damn, she looks like she is already in her mid-30s. Everytime I see her laterly, she look like she aged a few years and sadly I missed her twenties by a month or two. She is like Benjamin Button's arch nemesis. But she look much better than Lindsay who is looking like a long dead decomposing corpse. She is like the best PSA (public service announcement) to young girls why not to use drugs. No joke, this is what illicit drugs does to a woman's body and place in society. If the pictures of Lindsay walking around town in nothing but a bikini and high heels don't have crack-whore written all over them then you have a different standard of classy than me.
Anyway, Lindsay will be dead soon, because it's only matter of time before they find her body wrapped in a tarp in that landfill because she tried to pay for cocaine with counterfeit money or a piece of green construction paper that she wrote "COKE MONEY" on, so luckily for us her sister Ali is ready to step in immediately. That is if the the drugs don't do the job with a massive overdose first. Hollywood will need someone to deal with the surpass coke at that time, and no other person know what Lindsay does better than Ali. Not so luckily for us, on the other hand, is that she looks like pieces of dead homeless jr. high girls that a scientist stitched together to make a new Lindsay. And one of those jr. high girls should have went bigger on the implants. I don't know when they started putting breast implants in 16-year-old girls but they should have started sooner. Chicks with small tits are well known as thieves and prone to other criminal acts. So I see this new trend as a great way to fight crime. Thank you Dina Lohan for lowering the bar and letting your 15-year-old daughter at the time to get fake tits before puberty had a chance to finish. BTW, I love chicks with small boobs despite the small boobs thing. They try harder! Click on pictures to enlarge.
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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986 in New York City, New York, United States) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.comLohan rose to stardom with her leading roles in the films Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Her subsequent roles include appearances in A Prairie Home Companion and Bobby. In 2004, Lohan launched a second career in pop music yielding the albums Speak (2004) and A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005). blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aliana Dee "Ali" Lohan (born December 22, 1993 in Merrick, New York, U.S.A) is an American singer, television personality, model, and actress. She is the sister of actress and pop singer Lindsay Lohan. Following in the foot steps of Lindsay she began her career as a Ford Model, exposing her image to the public since age three. Ali has been in print campaigns for magazines such as Vogue Bambini, Teen Vogue and Rave Girl. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
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