Andy Dick Was Arrested Again, This Time For Sexually Assaulting Two Dudes

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Andy Dick was arrested again, this time on two felony counts of sexual abuse for a drunken incident on Saturday morning in West Virginia. The first count was when he grabbed a security guard's crotch at Rum Runners in Huntington. The second is when he tried to stick his tongue down a patrons mouth without buying him dinner or paying first. Dick sexually assaulted a third man, Jonathan Kraft, but he will not be pressing charges. Andy put his tongue in Kraft's ear, but Kraft defends Andy saying the charges against him are "dumb" and "stupid." Kraft says "He’s nationally known as a weird guy." Well, I got to say that is true. This is just Andy Dick being Andy Dick and sexually assaulting as many dudes as he can on a weekend. The Huntington Herald Dispatch report:

Andy Dick, in town for weekend performances at the Funny Bone, was arrested around 4 a.m. Saturday by Huntington Police on sexual abuse charges.

Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rum Runners, at 819 3rd Ave. According to a press release issued at 12:26 p.m. Saturday from the Huntington Police Department, officers responded to a call to investigate “two alleged incidents of a patron engaging in non-consensual sexual contact with a bar employee and another patron.”

“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims' genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” the press release stated.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, Feb. 2. If convicted, Dick faces one to five years in prison.

Wait a minute, all he did was grope two dudes? He didn't expose his own genitals, climb up on the bar and masturbate, or try to fuck the Golden Tee machine in the corner? Wow, Andy Dick is really maturing and finally acting almost his age. Anyway, hopefully Andy like the unwanted contact from dudes as much as he like to dish it out. He just might be going to a place for a few years where sexually assaulting dudes is a fact of life. But something tell me Andy will be the one on the short end of the stick in the big house. Click on pictures to enlarge:



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Andy Dick Arrested for Sexually Assaulting a Minor Girl

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Andy Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California, earlier this morning on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery. He allegedly pulled a 17-year-old girl’s top down and groped her breasts. Andy Dick was arrested at around 2 a.m. this morning for sexual battery in the parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. The cops responded to a public urination call outside of the eatery. Upon arrival, they found Dick in the passenger seat of a van. When cops searched him, they found weed and xanax in his pocket. What really surprised me is that it was a girl he sexually assaulted and not a minor boy. The Riverside Press-Enterprise says:

Dick, 42, was arrested shortly before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near the Buffalo Wild Wings at 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Road.

He was being held this morning at the Southwest Detention Center with a bail amount set at $5,000.

I this dude look like a serial killer in his mug shot.

Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top and bra, according to the AP:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.

I'd say "extremely intoxicated" is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot the guy look completely insane. In Dick’s defense, he did think the girl was 17-and-a-half and that she was a boy, so, ya’ know, it’s not entirely his fault. I love the crazy mugshot. Click on pictures to enlarge.



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Andrew R. "Andy" Dick (born December 21, 1965 in Charleston, South Carolina, USA) is an American comedian, actor, voice artist, musician and producer. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Dick started his television comedy career as a cast member on the sketch comedy program The Ben Stiller Show, which aired on the FOX Network from September 1992 to January 1993.

In 1993, on the fourth night of David Letterman's new CBS show, Andy appeared as Donnie the CBS Page Who Likes to Suck Up, during which he gave a watch to Dave. Dave then handed him a pencil, prompting Andy (as Donnie) to cry and then walk backstage to much applause.

He also starred as the son of Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 in a Get Smart TV remake.

Dick has been a series regular on several sitcoms for their entire duration including NewsRadio on NBC (1995–1999), portraying "Matthew Brock", and on the ABC sitcom Less Than Perfect, portraying "Owen Kronsky".

In 2001, he created a show on MTV called The Andy Dick Show. The series ended in 2003 after three seasons. In 2004, he starred in a satirical reality television show, also on MTV, called The Assistant. The show spoofed themes and scenes from The Apprentice, The Bachelor, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and Survivor, among others.

He has appeared on an episode of Star Trek: Voyager as the Mark II Emergency Medical Hologram in "Message in a Bottle".

Dick competed in the eighth season of Bravo's Celebrity Poker Showdown. He finished in last place, behind Robin Tunney, Christopher Meloni, Macy Gray, and Joy Behar.

On May 16, 2007, Dick was roasted on The Howard Stern Show by Artie Lange, Lisa Lampanelli, Reverend Bob Levy, Sal Governale, Shuli, Colin Quinn, Benjy Bronk, Dave Atell, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Yucko the Clown. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

In 2000, he made a cameo role in the motion picture Dude, Where's My Car?. That same year, he also appeared in the teenage comedy film Road Trip, playing a motel clerk.

In 2002, he was featured in the band Ash's music video Envy as a taxi cab driver.

In 2003, he made a small appearance on Will Farrell's Old School as a gay sexual educator.

In 2005, Dick was featured in the documentary The Aristocrats.

Recently, he wrote and directed his first feature film, Danny Roane: First Time Director and also appeared in the film Employee of the Month.

He took improv comedy classes at iO WEST, a comedy club in Hollywood, California, during the mid-1980s. In 2008, he informed the cast of The Real World: Hollywood they would be doing this as their season-long group assignment, in the third episode of that series, which aired April 30, 2008. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

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