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Here is
Audrina Patridge in various skimpy bikinis looking ridiculously hot in April's
FHM UK. Yup, she is soulless, with vacant eyes, probably dumb as rocks and I am not even sure what she sounds like, but if
Audrina Patridge could keep doing this bikini thing on beaches, that would be great. Mostly because my penis will do anything a skinny brunette with big tits and a flat stomach tells it to do. And partly because...wait...nope that's it. The first big tits and stomach thing. That is definitely it. Am I crazy or is her boobs bigger this year? I am not a fan of boob jobs, but this chick has an inviting rack. Anyway, these
Audrina Patridge bikini pictures from
FHM magazine are so damn hot. Seriously, it must be rough work being a pretty girl with big boobs. I mean, people giving you a shitload of money for doing absolutely nothing, except not wearing clothes. That is a tough life isn't it?
To me, that's the great thing about this Patridge chick. This IS pretty much all she does. While all those other twats in Hollywood run around talking nonsense, pretending they are designing lines of various ugly, useless shit, and otherwise making asses of themselves by acting like the world gives a fuck what they think, pretending to be something they are not, and purposely trying to stir up publicity. Audrina Patridge just shows off her tits, smiles for the camera, and answers her interview questions and go home. This one just seems so...tolerable when compared to the rest of those fame whores. I rather like their nipple slips and pantyless upskirts but they are just too annoying in general. Not Audrina though, I don't think I have ever heard her speak and that is a very good thing. Wait a minute, magazine's usually do interviews, right? Ah crap.
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Bio
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Audrina Cathleen Patridge (born May 9, 1985 in Los Angeles, California, U.S.) is an American reality television participant, best known as one of the cast members, along with Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Whitney Port, on the MTV reality show The Hills. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
