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Here are the much hyped Heidi Montag "nude" Playboy pictures. Of course, the first thing you will notice is the fact that Heidi Montag did not actually get nude. She is actually sort of nude but no full-frontal style by any means and no full-boob shot nipples and all, but slightly more risque than the weak no-nudity pictures that we have come to expect from Playboy lately. She shows off her fake teeth, her fake lips, her fake hair and her fake nose but not her fake tits. Heidi Montag's Playboy spread is about as interesting as watching whore paint dry, so don't waste your time buying the September issue. If you gets even remotely aroused from these pictures you have a problem and she see a doctor. It is bad enough when men pimp out women but pimiping out your wife is just terrible. Spencer Pratt is a terrible human being, he even got Heidi to plug his sex skills while whoring her out to the hight bidder. US Magazine report:
“You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer,” she tells Spencer, who interviews her for the issue. “I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day.”
So Heidi Montag says she has about "20 or 30 orgasms" a day thanks to Spencer, I will bet she has never had an orgasm a day in her attention whore life with a man or a person for that matter in the room. Playboy paid Heidi Montag $500,000 for non-nude spread, no wonder they are going bankrutp. And now the pictures that all been on the edge of our seats (*yawn) waiting for are below. Click on pictures to enlarge.
A Playboy Spread that is also SFW, talk about a bad idea. Heidi Montag revealed her boring tasteless cover shot on the September 2009 issue of Playboy Magazine last week at the Los Angles premiere of GI Joe:
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Heidi Montag (born September 15, 1986 in Crested Butte, Colorado, U.S.A.) is an American reality television celebrity best known for appearing on the MTV reality television series The Hills. Montag is also an aspiring singer. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
In the summer of 2005, MTV began filming the lives of Laguna Beach cast member Lauren Conrad and her college friends for her spin-off reality show, The Hills. Montag's reality TV career began with a few appearances on season two of MTV's Laguna Beach. Montag's friendship with Conrad led to a featured role in The Hills, which premiered on May 31, 2006. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com
