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    So you all know that Hustler Video is making a porn movie called “Nailin’ Paylin” and that they were looking for a Palin lookalike on Craigslist. If Barack Hussein Obama II had hot daughters of legal age or if Michelle Obama was thicker and sexy, would Hustler be speed-releasing a XXX movie called "Baby Got Barack"? Probably not. But in a production cycle with unprecedented turnaround, Who's Nailin' Paylin: Advetures of a Hockey MILF, was written, cast, and filmed in two weeks and will be released, at first piecemeal on Hustler's website and then as a DVD by Election Day.

    Many of you already know about Hustler Magazine’s Larry Flint and his vice-candidate presidential Sarah Palin inspired porn movie title “Who's Nailin Paylin?” But then we came across these behind the scenes photos from the set of the up coming flick. Yup, obsessive Democrats have a real hard-on for Gov. Sarah Palin, and they need their upcoming DVD of Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin porn. The pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot over the weekend in the San Fernando Valley. It's a spoof starring porn star Lisa Ann, playing the Alaskan governor in the upcoming porn flick, Who's Nailin' Paylin. Now, you can debate if she looks as much like Sarah Palin as Tina Fey does, but one thing's for sure, that's going to be one popular porno. Click on pictures to enlarge.





    The Gov. Sarah Palin inspired spoof porno being made by Hustler has to be one of the most heavily anticipated porn film ever made.



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    On the Set of Nailin' Paylin

    It’s only twenty-one days until the election, and it’s easy to get distracted by the campaign drama and the major issues currently plaguing our country. But if you want a break from all the heavy stuff, we offer you these pictures of the upcoming Sarah Palin-themed hardcore Hustler porno, “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.” The sure to be classic movie stars Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin", who appears to get tangled up in some boner-packed action with her Russian neighbors, her business partner, her professor, and for the girl-on girl-on girl scene, two ladies named Hilly and Condi. I kid you not.

    Here is a look behind the scene with Sarah Palin lookalike and adult star Lisa Ann shooting Whos Nailin Palin. The hardcore porn movie from Hustler spoofing the vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. There are 5 sex scenes, including an anal sex scene between Serra’s husband and her intern.


    During Lewinskygate when the nation thought of Clinton as an embarrassment and yet a porn retelling of the cigar/blue dress affair never would have happened.

    Why? Two reasons.

    1.) Porn Valley considers itself very liberal. In the explosion of the porn industry during the Clinton administration, which did comparatively little to prosecute adult businesses next to the regimes of Ronald Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II, porn experienced its second Golden Age. Both the video and Internet realms of porn flourished, even as the seeds of the video side's destruction were sewn as moviemakers increasingly undersold their content for easy money and neglected to institute anti-piracy safeguards.

    And one got the opinion that Clinton had tried most of the positions. So a Lewinsky porn might be too "on the nose."

    2.) During the Clinton Administration, there was less of a need for gimmicks to sell porn. A decade later, the adult world needs every gimmick it can get.



    This weekend Hustler shot Paylin, a movie with a better script than most and a cast that includes veteran pornstress Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin" ("[Hustler attorney Paul Cambria] suggested we change the names," the Hustler publicist said), Nina Hartley as "Hilly," Jada Fire as "Condi," and Mike Horner as "Bill Orally." Sindee Jennings plays young Serra. In a scene from a classroom at Idaho State, Young Serra gets extra points from her professor (Evan Stone) for agreeing that Satan placed dinosaur fossils on the earth to trick us.

    As Paylin, Lisa Ann, 36, has a lot of dialogue in a script written by Roger Krypton.

    SERRA
    It's about change. The kind of change that affects things and causes them to morph into something different. Something magical. But not Doug Henning's magic from the 70's. More like a cross between David Blaine's street magic, and that over the top Cris Angel magic with all of it's wispy flourishes and melodramatic claims.


    In other words you won't see this humble governor from Alaska hanging upside down for 70 hours. But what you will see is the kind of hard hitting policy that will allow an ordinary cigarette to pass through the center of a quarter. I hope I've cleared things up for the American people and look forward to a twelve year term in the White House. Thank you, and God bless America.

    With a 17-page script, one of Paylin's monologues has more words than the entirety of most porn movies. This is another change from the Clinton era, when Lisa Ann began performing.

    "There was a lot more dialogue then," she said on the Paylin set. "And I was one of just a few girls - compared to now - working."

    Lisa Ann thinks that Paylin will have a cultural impact.

    "It's obvious who I'm voting for - Obama," she said. "But I wouldn't have done this movie for anyone else but Larry Flynt. He has done so much to fight for the First Amendment - and suffered so much - that I couldn't think of doing this for any other studio."

    The typical porn movie is shot in a day or two, edited for a week, and its DVD replicated and its boxcover designed over the next three weeks. Then it is put on a release schedule that might see it appearing on shelves three months later.

    "I got a call on October 1 that they were thinking of doing this movie," Lisa Ann said. "On the third I was told we were definitely doing it, and I started ordering suits online."

    I asked why she ordered her own suits.

    "Well, I don't want to trust anyone else to alter them," she said. "I can sew, and I hem things on my own. I didn't want to drop them off somewhere and be at their mercy."

    The sense of urgency to get this movie out on time is shared by everyone. The man charged with editing the Paylin movie, Sterling, picked up the still-warm DV tapes when production wrapped last night and will be editing them for the next several days. According to Richard Ford, the head of Hustler's Internet Group, the first scene (between Paylin and two interloping Russian soldiers in Alaska) will be available online Friday.

    "DVDs are dying, and we have to adapt and really sell this one," he said.

    Part of the selling includes "leaking" the script. If this is your first opportunity to read a porn script, you are in for a treat. Much of Porn Valley's technical jargon is contained herein in a format familiar to anyone who has read a Hollywood screenplay (and no, I didn't write it). You can read it online here.

    Tuesdays have for years been the days that porn videos are released, or "streeted," to stores. Since Election Day is Tuesday, November 4, the Hustler publicist said that the company is streeting the movie that day, or in a third of the time it usually takes.

    "When we decided we could do it in terms of time," the publicist said, "we even thought we might get it out a few days before Election Day, or maybe even the week before. But that's if nothing fucks up."


    Director Jerome Tanner was in an unusually sunny mood on the set Sunday. The set, constructed within an interconnected warren of three different buildings off Canoga Blvd. in the northwest Valley, contained Paylin's podium, a greenscreen studio for still photos, the Idaho State classroom, and the snowmobile dealership where Paylin would commit an infidelity with her husband's business partner (Lee Stone).

    Tanner is a veteran porn director whose wife and son also work with him as production manager and cameraman, respectively. He comes from a time when no press was allowed on porn sets to this weekend, when at least ten adult and mainstream "news" outlets covered the event (but none so well as me, because I am a goddamn genius).


    Evan Stone has probably appeared in one out of every five major studio porn movies in the past few years. I see him everywhere. He was just at the premiere of Pirates 2, which had the largest budget for a porn film of any movie since its 2005 predecessor (no one has come forward with a figure that agreed with anyone else's figure, so I won't perjure myself. But the budget is likely more than $350,000). Paylin will probably come in for $40-$50k and its window to make that money back drops precipitously after November 4.

    Stone is a rascal.

    "Do you ever sleep?" I asked.

    "Why, do you want to take a nap?" he said.

    Later, the female publicist walked in. He was still holding himself.

    "Sit over here," he said. "Just kiss the tip. Please." (She declined, I think, because I had a camera.)

    Then a male production assistant joined us. Stone was still sitting pantsless on the desk.

    "Keeping hard?" the P.A. asked.

    "Just keep talking and I will," Stone said.


    During the previous scene, Stone and Jennings repeated their dialogue three different times for different camera angles. Each time, Stone changed his lines a little. Once he said "Thunder Lizards," then he said "dinosaurs," and finally he said "Tyrannosaurus Maximus." This would be difficult for a director of a mainstream movie, but Tanner did not care. So Stone gets to indulge his muse as an artist.


    Jennings is 22 and has been made up to look like a younger Sarah Palin, rather than a younger Lisa Ann. After leaving her native Texas, Jennings has been in the porn business for two years and is particularly famous for "squirting," the oft-disputed female money shot, which some adherents call female ejaculation and others dismiss as really convenient urination. As Young Serra, she winks at the camera and demands Stone "drill me."


    Out by the hot food table and seated near a truck filled with lighting equipment, Lisa Ann smokes a cigarette and rehearses her lines. She has one more scene today, in which she avoids questions about her infidelities and engages in a three-way with Hilly and Condi.

    "This movie is going to be part of history," she said. "I'm going to buy a bunch of copies just to keep."

    I asked her if she thought that this was a dangerous movie.

    "I'm keeping a couple of extra security people around," she said. "People are crazy. But I wouldn't not do it."

    Lisa Ann left porn several years ago and has returned now that MILF movies are popular. But she devotes most of her time to her new porn talent agency, Lisa Ann Talent.

    We talked about the possible market for this movie. I suggested that a lot of people who were vocally against porn would at least statistically have to be closet fans.

    "I'm from Pennsylvania," she said, "and porn fans come out of the woodwork when I go back east."

    As with her sewing, Lisa Ann embraces traditional values.

    "The lady who taught me to sew, Peggy, is 97 years old and I still writes letters to her," she said.

    Longhand?

    "Yes. I try to write all my friends a little note now and then. Getting letters in the mail instead of just bills is a great way to stay in touch."

    Lisa Ann said she has done more than 100 radio interviews since she took the role of Serra Paylin, and she has "been on TMZ twice."


    Like the Presidential (or Vice Presidential) debates, I doubt the release of Who's Nailin' Paylin? will change anyone's mind about their choice of candidate on November 4. But most people on set agreed that the movie was, in its way, a political statement. While a fair and balanced subplot could have included Lexington Steele as Barack Obama (or, more likely, James Deen in blackface), instead the lone Democratic target of porn scorn was Hilly.


    Because Hillary Clinton's style of feminism seems, to the Porno-American community, dangerously close to Sarah Palin's style of idiot fundamentalism.

    But if you think solid American values have no place in the world of pornography, you're wrong. Corporate porn firms like Hustler are every bit as capitalist as a Fortune 500 company and, unlike them, is not in debt up to its eyeballs to failing banks. Because no porn company could ever go to a bank to finance its fisting opus, most adult companies are either poor or flush, but not in debt. Because who gives a porn company a loan?

    Richard de Montfort is Hustler's resident still photographer (though he occasionallly directs hardcore videos like Strollin' in the Colon). He is prepping Lisa Ann for a series of photos that may or may not go on the boxcover. In front of the greenscreen she props her foot on a box that will later be Photoshopped away and be replaced with a dead moose ("I'd field-dress her moose any day," said the enigmatic Larry Flynt).


    After a cycle of photos with her business suit slowly coming off, Lisa Ann disrobes and puts on an American flag, wrapping it around herself, letting it fall seductively, etc.

    "Can you cup your ass with it?" de Montfort asks and, pro, that she is, Lisa Ann does.

    "Just don't let the flag touch the floor," de Montfort says, and Lisa Ann doesn't.


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    Lisa Ann, birth-name Lisa Anne Corpora, (born May 9, 1972 in Easton, Pennsylvania, USA) is a pornographic actress. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

    Lisa Ann began erotic dancing about 1990 to pay her way through college, where she became a certified dental assistant. In July 1994, she became an adult actress, but quit in 1997 due to an AIDS scare. She spent several years touring as a feature dancer at strip clubs around the country, before returning to the sex industry as an agent, and later also as a performer. Her talent agency, Clear Talent Management, was formed in November 2006, and was later renamed Lisa Ann's Talent Management. It has now merged with Seymore Butts' Lighthouse Agency.

    On October 2, 2008, Lisa Ann was confirmed to star in Who's Nailin’ Paylin? playing the role of 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin. The movie, produced by Larry Flynt's Hustler Video, will portray Lisa Ann in sex scenes with other female porn stars acting as well known female political figures, such as Hilary Clinton and Condoleeza Rice. The movie is currently in pre-production.

    Larry Flynt has announced that he hopes to complete and release this political parody movie prior to the presidental elections on November 4, 2008. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

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